Is this seat taken?

Look at the beautiful chair Momma made! When we got it home, HK tried to chew off one of the screws and Edward Popsiclehands reached for the fabric, but order was quickly restored. After two full days of staplegunning, Momma didn't need a lullaby.

Great foreign coverage, sure, but no funnies

Every morning, John-Henry helps Daddy get the papers out of the yard. This morning, John-Henry expressed a preference:
"Choo don't want the Statesman. Choo need The Times."

Happy birthday!

Whose birthday is it, John-Henry?
"John-Henry."
No. Guess again. He drives a red car.
"Pops!"